All this time I've been hate-watching and I never even knew it. Turns out, "hate-watch" is a fancy term for watching shows you don't like but get perverse satisfaction from.

It's finally the end for an infuriating, maddeningly, unbelievably intelligent man who, despite his utter lack of social graces -- or possibly because of it -- can solve any puzzle, no matter how convoluted it may be.

Here's where we stand as one of TV's premiere dramas of the past decade comes to an end tonight. Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) must return to jail for six months, while Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) will likely be dead from cancer in five months.

How can "Saturday Night Live" possibly replace (fill in the blank)? How many times have we asked that question across nearly four decades?

The big news in the seventh -- seventh! -- season of NBC's "America's Got Talent" is the arrival of new judge Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed "king of all media," a claim that may or may not be taken as ironic.