Hmmmmm ... Impetuous, skirt-chasing captain -- check. Pointy-earred, logical dude from another planet -- check. Hot female communications officer -- check. Snarling, genius bad guy who has the ability to alter the time-space continuum for his own evil aims -- check.
The film was even titled -- surprise! -- "Star Trek."
Abrams' triumph in reviving "Trek" was making his Romulan villain, Nero, a baldie punk with skull tattoos like those a Rage Against the Machine fan scored at Lollapalooza in the '90s.
Abrams' "Star Trek" is your father's "Star Trek," which makes it a worthy addition to the Kirk-Spock continuum. The DVD is in stores now.


