After a long day of waiting in line at the "American Idol" auditions in Jacksonville, here's a nice long list of one-liners for you:

The cast of "Dallas" is having a reunion and you're invited!

Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black are working on a new show for Comedy Central.

Kung Fu Panda 2 and Madigascar 3 are in the works.

For those of you who watch Lifetime's "Army Wives," show creator Katherine Fugate has been discharged.

The Jonas Brothers have a huge opening day....::shiver::

Ellen Burstyn is joining the cast of "Law & Order: SVU" as Stabler's mom.

Shia and his busted hand are back on the set of "Transformers 2."

Orlando Bloom and Liam Neeson are joining up for a film on Sarajevo.

Ooh! Ooh! I want an Invisibility Cloak for Christmas!!

No "Serenity" sequel says Joss Whedon.

Check out this guy's condiment package collection.

Anybody want a "Battlestar Galactica" toaster?

Tom Cruise's "Valkyrie" needs to make up its mind.

Billy Bob Thornton might play Freddie Kruger. How cool is that?

Could this be a sign that Britney is on the road to being sane again?

James Franco is hinting at a combined "Superbad"/"Pineapple Express" sequel.

And lastly..."Entourage" is back Sept. 7. So is the premiere of "True Blood."