The hotly anticipated Spider-Man 3 trailer debuts tonight, everywhere. At roughly 10 pm it will appear (deep breath) on BET, CBS, Comedy Central, Logo, MTV, MTV2, Spike TV and VH1, with promotions and commercials and teasers and whatever else they can shovel in. Along with mentions on the networks' websites, the trailer will also pop up on AddictingGames.com, AddictingClips.com, BET.com, MTV.com, IFILM.com, Nick.com, ComedyCentral.com, GameTrailers.com, LOGOonline.com, Neopets.com, SpikeTV.com, The-N.com, VH1.com, and Xfire.com, with a HD version on iFilm immediately afterwards. Ha! Just try not to see it!

Even though I'm looking forward to this movie that reunites the director and crew from the previous two successful films in the Spider-Man franchise and adds two fan-favorite, CGI-heavy villains, I plan to spend tonight sitting on my back porch, sipping a drink, enjoying the cool November breeze, and counting how many Viacom employees parachute into my yard to force pre-loaded laptops and video iPods in my line of sight.