Facing an evening of badly edited 3rd-run movies and marathons of TV shows from earlier in the week? You must be watching Saturday night network programming! Or, most likely, you're not, which is the whole...

You've seen the calendar. You've felt the familiar, tingly, anticipatory dread. Soon you'll need every ounce of energy, courage and on-your-feet creativity you can muster lest you be overwhelmed and sucked into the madness of...