Put down the remote and back away slowly. We're already three days into the 2004 "TV-Turnoff Week" and there's no time to lose! This is the 10th year that millions of people nationwide have pledged...

Does anyone out there watch the Super Bowl for the football anymore? I sure hope not, because plans are already in motion for an even wilder show with more music, more sex, and more FCC...

This Sunday at 8 p.m. I'll be on the couch with my Cokes and snacks and wife and dogs and blanket, fortified and comfortable and ready to watch the 76th Academy Awards, because "The Simpsons"...